A very drunk Johan met a prostitute up a dark alley.
He asks how much for full sex 'R200' she replies
'Ok.' says Johan an they get down to business.
Next minute a cop appears and shines his torch in their faces, 'Whats going
on here?' he asks.
'Nothing Officer, I'm just having sex with my wife.'
'Sorry Sir,' apologises the cop, 'I didn't know it was your wife.'
Johan shouts, 'Neither did I till you shone your fucking torch in her face.
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