I sent a text to a girl saying, "Want to go out sometime?" She replied, "What? Ew...no thanks." I said, "Sorry, damn autocorrect. I meant to say, 'You're an uppity bitch.'" Current Rating (31 Votes): 5.8  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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