Two snails decide to have a race. At the end of the race one snail is
waiting at the finish line for his mate. He eventually crosses the finish
line, but for some reason he hasn't got his shell anymore.
"Why did you take your shell off?"
"I thought losing the extra weight would help me go faster."
"What went wrong?"
"If anything, it actually made me feel more sluggish!"
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