My wife and I were shopping for our twin boys' birthday presents, when she showed me a red bike and a blue bike. "These are nice", she said, "but we can't afford two. Which one is your favourite?" Apparently, "Duncan" wasn't the right answer. Current Rating (9 Votes): 8  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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