An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service
at their retirement village.
About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her
purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should
do?"
Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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