I phoned the wife from work. "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you, and they're stabbing it?" I asked her. "No?" she replied, sounding puzzled. "How about now ...?" Current Rating (11 Votes): 8.2  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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