A newlywed couple retire to the honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
They lie in bed together and the husband can wait no longer. He jumps on
top of her and fumbles around while saying "yeah baby, let’s do it baby,
fuck me baby"
The wife is horrified, pushes him off and says "I happen to like a man who
has manners in the bedroom as if we were enjoying a romantic dinner."
The husband says "Ok my darling, in that case, would you please be so kind
as to pass the cunt?"
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