Notice at the entrance of an Apple Store in NY:
"Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have
Windows."
And tit for tat from Microsoft:
"Anyone visiting us is free to use Windows in case of need to release stale
gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window
system to the world since ages."
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