A suicide bomber did his work and went to heaven, as foretold.
When he met Allah, he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his prize,
as promised.
Out of curiosity, he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because
assholes like you murdered them before they could experience sex. Since
they're virgins, they're sexually ravenous; and you'll be on constant duty.
And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Bring them on. How hard can it be to keep 72 women
satisfied ?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"
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