I was really annoyed at my son when he burst into tears. "If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!" I shouted. But he just kept on crying, so I made him chop up some onions. Current Rating (10 Votes): 7.9  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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