The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island.
Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller
vessel pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the
marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, "With the captain's
compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still
want to be rescued."
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