A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two
tattoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul
Newman on her right thigh.
After hours of work the tattoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in
between the woman's legs for her to view.
The woman says, "I don't know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and
I ain't paying for this if it isn't right!" She tells the artist she will
go just outside the business and ask someone walking down the street if
they know who the two men are on her thighs, if they answer correctly she
would pay the artist.
She soon sees a man walking down the street, so she pulls up her skirt and
asks him, "Can you tell me who the man on my right thigh and the man on my
left thigh are?"
The man replies, "I dunno, but the one in the middle looks like Willie
Nelson."
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