I went to the doctor's and said, "Last night I was in the pub for a few
drinks. One thing led to another and I ended up snorting my bodyweight in
cocaine and going to a casino with 2 strippers. The next thing I knew it
was 7 in the morning so I necked a bottle of wine and stumbled into work.
At lunch, I had a few more pints then knocked off early for a curry. All of
a sudden there was a terrible churning in my stomach and after a misjudged
fart I suddenly realised I was sat in a pool of my own excrement. Do you
think that's a cause for concern?"
The doctor said, "Yes."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "We've just got new chairs in the surgery."
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