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I went to the doctor's and said, "Last night I was - 25 Mar 2015

I went to the doctor's and said, "Last night I was in the pub for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I ended up snorting my bodyweight in cocaine and going to a casino with 2 strippers. The next thing I knew it was 7 in the morning so I necked a bottle of wine and stumbled into work. At lunch, I had a few more pints then knocked off early for a curry. All of a sudden there was a terrible churning in my stomach and after a misjudged fart I suddenly realised I was sat in a pool of my own excrement. Do you think that's a cause for concern?" The doctor said, "Yes." I said, "Why?" He said, "We've just got new chairs in the surgery." *Current Rating (7 Votes): 5.6* Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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