An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.
A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.
"Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old
woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then
have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a
wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again.
At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and
enjoy ourselves."
The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn’t be crying! You
should be the happiest man in the world!"
"I know!" says the old man, "I’m crying because I don’t remember where I
live!
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