A school inspector joins the class of a young female primary teacher to
assess her performance. He sits down at the back of class and takes out his
notebook.
The young teacher writes a sentence on the board, steps to one side and
looks meaningfully at the children. No reaction. Silence.
She goes back to the board, takes a ruler, underlines the sentence in blue,
steps to one side and looks meaningfully at the children. No reaction.
Silence.
Sighing, the teacher turns back to the board, draws a box around the
sentence in red and says, "Well?"
Little Johny is sitting in the back row; his hand shoots up.
"Yes, Johnny," says the teacher.
"I'd shag the arse off that any day of the week!" says Johnny.
"No, Johnny," says the teacher, blushing, "that's not what I wrote."
Johnny turns to the school inspector:
"Silly twat! Make sure you get the answer right next time you whisper."
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