My wife walked through the bedroom door in high heels, bra and knickers, crawled over to the bed, licked her lips and begged me to take her round the world. "No thanks, love," I replied. "I feel bloated and I've got a headache." Which was a nice tribute to International Women's Day. Current Rating (9 Votes): 7.6 Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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