A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main
guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the
one to keep the child.
So the jury asks the woman first.
She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months
and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and a
part of me."
The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.
The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a
drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the
machine?"
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