A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there He asks
the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and
he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened
for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned
voice, 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy
shows up again.'
The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband
says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the
door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.'
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow
is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'?
'Yes, actually I have one,' she says.
The man replies 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my
wife's alone and start using yours?'
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