A guy goes to the Eskom to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Umkhonto we Sizwe for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for
me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
But you can start tomorrow at 10 a.m, and plan on starting at 10 a.m. Every
day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. To 4 p.m.,
why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?"
"This is Eskom",the interviewer says, "for the first two hours, we just
stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in your
coming in for that."
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