A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived
there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his
virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so
many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins
are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they
could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since
they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be
on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should
you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it
be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"
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