Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only
pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male
employees She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was
something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male
pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be
confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.
Earl then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss,
but, I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me
a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you
could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the
absolute best we can do. One third ownership in the store, a company pickup
truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expense
Current Rating (10 Votes): 8.5 
