I walked into a pub last night and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE." Current Rating (14 Votes): 6.8  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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