A man is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his
daughter and two sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to
record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:My son,
"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the
banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his
extensive holdings, and as he slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband
must have been such a wealthy man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? The asshole had a paper route!"
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