The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon
after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her
husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.
It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, and
happened to glance up and notice that she was not wearing any knickers
under her dress. Without even thinking, he just blurted out, "If that thing
was full of ice cream, I'd eat every bite."
Well, she was understandably insulted, and now wanted to know what her
husband was going to do about it.
The husband just sat there, watching football on TV, and grunted.
The wife became hysterical, and insisted on knowing why he didn't go down
to the shop and punch the rude salesman right in the nose.
"Well", the husband replied, "There are three reasons I won't punch that
guy in the nose.
First of all, you shouldn't have even been shopping for shoes, since you
have a whole wardrobe full of them.
Secondly, you have no business going shopping with no knickers on.
But most of all, I'm not going to punch anyone who's big enough to eat that
much ice cream!"
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