The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could
have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you
the finger and cursing at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life'
licence plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and
the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally ......
I assumed you had stolen the car.''
Current Rating (16 Votes): 9.6 
