I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig
and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry an
inflatable woman and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in
the bank, I'm going to screw the doll and throw the paint over the walls,
all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off.
After getting the money, I'll take a crap on the floor and piss everywhere.
I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.
Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that.
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