A man arrived home from work one evening to find his wife sitting on the
sofa in a dimly lit living room.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever
seen $20 dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a
sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top buttons of her blouse, and slowly
reached down into the exposed cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty
dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen $50 dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh
.... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave
him another sexy little smile, seductively lifted her blouse slightly and
pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill that was tucked into the waist band
of her pants. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill, mind filled with
anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $25,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"Wow ... no, but I'd love to," he said, while becoming extremely attentive.
To which she replied, "Go look in the garage."
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