Jan decided he would try out for the rugby team.
"Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Sure, watch this," Jan replied, as he ran smack into a telephone pole,
shattering it to splinters.
"Wow, I'm impressed," the coach said. "Can you run?"
"Of course," said Jan.
He was off like a bolt of lightning and in just over nine seconds, had run
a hundred meters.
"That's great," said the coach with enthusiasm, "but, can you pass a rugby
ball?"
Hesitating for a moment, Jan replied, "If I can swallow it, I can probably
pass it."
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