My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture". "Oh John!" she sighed "I thought you had a real one this time." Current Rating (27 Votes): 9 Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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