Today's Relationship Advice:
When your wife/partner/girlfriend asks you "What's the one thing you'd
change about me?", there is only one correct answer - "Nothing, darling.
You're perfect the way you are."
But whatever else you say, unless you want to see rage that comes from the
very pits of Hell, don't say "I wish your fanny tasted like Turkish
Delight"...........
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